I've always been very VERY firm about my stance on avoiding real names in my own wrestlefics whenever possible, because I have Lots of Feelings about how the stuff I'm writing is decidedly NOT RPF. But, you know, sometimes I kinda have to resort to it for reasons ( Read more... )

HEY BETH LET ME CONFUSE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WITH THIS PIC OF WADE AND DAMIEN TOGETHER


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[written for Tumblr] A reminder that this "report" is basically a bunch of my unsubstantiated opinions. Clearly I have my tastes and biases. Also, yes, I will admit that I'm blatantly and aggressively objectifying the wrestlers in response to the whole "let's respect the wrestlers for wrestling" thing. Which I find ridiculous, because let's face it ( Read more... )

yesdrizella: why did we ever like him [HHH]
angstbunny: because we were young and stupid
yesdrizella: we were
yesdrizella: tho i wonder who will we be saying this about 10 years from now
angstbunny: well we already say that about Jericho lol
angstbunny: but then again we don't hate Jericho like we hate HHH
yesdrizella: hahaha yeah
yesdrizella: plus jericho at least puts guys over
yesdrizella: he's a nice dad
yesdrizella: he worries about his kids in the ( Read more... )

WHY AM I READING DUMB WRESTLING FAN OPINIONS?

"Wade Barrett really is the Lance Storm of this generation. BOOOOORING."

There are no less than 15 things wrong with this statement. I don't even know where to begin.

1. Wholly unrepentent non-con gangbang on John Cena by the Nexus, with Wade in charge of everything ( Read more... )

"Report" is perhaps a misnomer, because it implies that I would recap all wrestlers equally. Which I will not. Because I'm biased. This is more like "a whole bunch of Twig's unsubstantiated opinions." Also, I've only recently started regularly watching Raw again, so a lot of stuff is new to me. New things are, of course, unexpected, and unexpected ( Read more... )

Oh hey, I haven't squealed about Wade Barrett over here. I should do that. So. Yeah. yesdrizella was like, hey, look at this Wade Barrett guy! He comes to the ring wearing a long coat with a rose on the lapel! And I was like lolol what is he Tuxedo Mask?

Fast forward three weeks later, I'm in full on fangirl mode. -_- >.It's bizarre. He's not even remotely ( Read more... )